From the recording Give Me a Gun For Christmas
Give me a gun for ChristmasI'm insecure and I’m alarmedThe second Commandment grants me the rightTo shoot bears and to bear arms!
So don’t give me what you always give meAftershave and a bag of cheerPlease give me something I can useBlow me away this year!
What do think Santa's concealingUnder his jiggling suit of red?What do think his elves are packing?Something to shoot them all dead!
Remember a babe away in a mangerfSwaddled with something shiny and cuteRemember who He grew up to be?Now what would Jesus shoot?
What do you give the person who’s gotGun after gun after gun?How can you even ask the question?Give me another one!(And don’t forget the ammo!)
Give me a gun for ChristmasI'm insecure and I’m alarmedThe second Commandment grants me the rightTo shoot bears and to bear arms!(You gotta weaponize the war on the war on Christmas!)