Walter Ego

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Just think of all the people you suspect are less than pure Suspicion is fine, but wouldn't you rather be completely sure?You'd like to put your finger on each evil you despiseAnd our competition's products only test for drugs or liesWell we've got what you need to get things cleanThe immorality detection machine
It’s your perfect judge of character in a handsome leather caseIt flashes and it honks and howls at the first hint of disgraceYour money back if you are not completely mortifiedBy all that you uncover that your neighbors try to hideNow you've got what you get to get things cleanThe immorality detection machine
It’s the next best thing to time travel to the fiftiesWhere men were men and women were girlsAnd mother wore her apron with pearls
So what if you find Jesus or revise your politics?Just twist some knobs and dials to teach an old machine new tricksAnd suddenly you learn the truth about your now former friends And shudder at the harm they do being just like you were thenThank god for cleaner living through scienceThe immorality detection applianceYes you've got all you need to keep things cleanThe immorality detection machineThe immorality detection machineThe immorality detection machine