Walter Ego

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In the adventures of Ethical ManHe never litters or double-parks He fights injustice but not after darkIn the adventures of Ethical Man
In the adventures of Ethical ManHe cleans his plate or gives the birds the crumbs  He so considerately steps over bumsIn the adventures of Ethical Man   
He can recite all ten commandments with his mind closedHe follows all the rules religiously    Our hero gets his E for effort  As long as there is nothing good on TV    
In the adventures of Ethical ManHe treats women exactly like menHe holds the door open for neither of themIn the adventures of Ethical Man 
In the adventures of Ethical ManMother Theresa was more prone to sinAnd if he caught her jaywalking he'd have turned her inIn the adventures of Ethical Man     His form fitting suit is all black and whiteThough in the wrong light it appears to be gray on gray  Inconvenience is the E-Man's Kryptonite And it’s more powerful than his conscience today
In the adventures of Ethical ManHe's anti-crime and not in favor of drugsHe's anti-Pro-Life except of course for bugsIn the adventures of Ethical Man      In the adventures of Ethical ManHe's serious about the speed limitIs he a saint or an idiot?In the adventures of Ethical Man
Hanging up his cape would mean wasting all these shirts with the E on the front I bet Practical Man would use them to wash his car And Cynical Man would write them off on his taxes  Ah,but Ethical Man hasn't fallen quite that far
In the adventures of Ethical ManHe takes the blame for 500 years of abuse To every race, creed and color he's no useIn the adventures of Ethical Man, Ethical Man, Ethical Man,