From the recording Don't Take Advice From Me

Lyrics

Don't take advice from meDon't take advice from meWhatever you do don't take advice from me
A friend to keep your head from getting too big is what you needWho else in going to point out all your lapses and misdeeds?I always know just what to say to puncture your balloonIf anybody praises you I'm right there with my needle soon
Don't take advice from meDon't take advice from meWhatever you do don't take advice from me
Constructive criticism, well that's my specialtyAnd if it undermines your confidence, do not blame meWhat use is one more yeasayer boosting your esteemWhen I can tell you the ugly truth that wakes you from your dream?
Don't take advice from meDon't take advice from meWhatever you do don't take advice from me
Most people when you ask them what they think is wrong with youWill dare not scratch the surface, it would hurt if they broke throughBut when I cut you down to size and make you feel smallIt's big of me, it's all for your own good. and our dysfunctioningIs better than not functioning at all
Don't take advice from meDon't take advice from meWhatever you do don't take adviceWhatever you do don't take adviceWhatever you do don't take advice from me