Walter Ego

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Who Says I Have To Be Consistent?

03:27 Download
10/03/2015

Lyrics

You might have noticed that I always wear
What I always wear and say what I always say
I just recorded it once
And ever since then I just press ‘Play’

Who says I have to be consistent?
Who says I have to be?

I’m gonna go down to the courthouse
And get my orientation changed
Then I’m gonna go back the next day
And turn it around so it’s still the same

Who says I have to be consistent?
Who says I have to be?
Who I have to be consistent?
Who says I have to be?

You’ve seen this episode fifty times before
You know exactly what I say
And how I trip coming through that door
But what if I act completely different?
What if I fail to pratfall?
What if I’m someone you’ve never seen?
What if I never enter at all?

Who says I have to be consistent?
Who says I have to be?
Who I have to be consistent?
Who says I have to be?

I’m gonna contradict myself
Then contradict the contradiction
I can’t change the laws of physics
But I can change the facts of fiction
When I was talking I wasn’t listening
To anything I said
Whatever it was, well now it is
The opposite instead

Who says I have to be consistent?
Who says I have to be?
Who I have to be consistent?
Who says I have to be?