Walter Ego

24 in 2015!

Give Me a Gun For Christmas

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12/31/2015

Lyrics

Give me a gun for Christmas
I'm insecure and I’m alarmed
The second Commandment grants me the right
To shoot bears and to bear arms!

So don’t give me what you always give me
Aftershave and a bag of cheer
Please give me something I can use
Blow me away this year!

What do think Santa's concealing
Under his jiggling suit of red?
What do think his elves are packing?
Something to shoot them all dead!

Remember a babe away in a mangerf
Swaddled with something shiny and cute
Remember who He grew up to be?
Now what would Jesus shoot?

What do you give the person who’s got
Gun after gun after gun?
How can you even ask the question?
Give me another one!
(And don’t forget the ammo!)

Give me a gun for Christmas
I'm insecure and I’m alarmed
The second Commandment grants me the right
To shoot bears and to bear arms!
(You gotta weaponize the war on the war on Christmas!)